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GIRLS … we like girls – girls are cool – girls are fun to look at. GIRLS – just the word sounds nice … sometimes we like to say it over and over again … GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS. Hmmm, you think we’re crazy? – not – we girl crazy!
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And lucky for us we have the iPhone … cuz Apple is girl crazy too. Proof – App Store search, keyword = “girls” … something like 831 girl-related apps. LOL … yeah, the iPhone is perfect for us girl crazy kooks! So many apps to choose from … Coed Spring Break Girls – Hot Latinas – Girls With Guns – Asian Boobs – Blondes, Brunettes, Redheads – Sweaty Gym Chicks – Surfer Girls – Hooters Hotties – Naughty Nurses – Large Girls With Even Larger Bosoms … the flavors go on and on.
But even with over 800 girlie apps … sadly, there is one glaring omission. An essential missing flavor … like the vanilla of girlie apps. Hello – where is the Sexy Naughty Girls app?!? And by naughty girls, we don’t mean nasty. We mean bad girls … but not the good kind of bad, we mean the baddest of badass bad –> Criminal Chicks!
Girl criminals are so sexy hot! There’s something about a female who’s been convicted of aggravated assault that just floats our boat. Heck, could be any number of crimes which rock our world … manslaughter, burglary, arson, drunk driving, tax evasion. “Hey baby, you stole a car? Damn girl you are fine!” And those sexy outfits they wear … orange jump suits, accessorized with silver bracelets … errr – handcuffs … absolutely bootylicious. Screw Maxim magazine … we’ll drool over mug shots all day!
Uh wait a minute … breaking news from the App Store! Please engage in cart wheels and back flips … the BUSTEDHOT app has arrived!
Wow … we’re literally floored. Hold on for a second while we pick our jaw up from the floor. This is huge … BUSTEDHOT is what The New York Times should be headlining today instead of that boring Ebay Sells Skype krap. The world seems like a better place now that we have a sexy girlie mug shot app.
But wait a minute – BUSTEDHOT seems a little fishy. Is it a sexy criminal girlie app … or really a Redneck dating service? Meh, potatoe – potato.
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SOLD!
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know you're not supposed to, but you just can't help youself 😉
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know you're not supposed to, but you just can't help youself 😉
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